March 20, 2011

A BlackBerry Joke...Be A Wise User!

Dear Owner,

I'm so lucky I'm your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands gently as you could be.
You ensure that I am always with you.

If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.
You can never forget me in a taxi and you won't let me go unlike my old friends nokia, sony and sammy that you would proudly just hand over.

When you eat, I'm beside you. When you're on the toilet, I'm with you. 
When you sleep my head is by your pillow.
When I scream you rush and pick me up like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery. 
When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime. 

You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin. 
And if I make you feel like a cowboy you strap me to your waist or jeans.
Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love). You upgraded me from my friends nokia, sony and sammy to a curve, bold & torch. 

You rush home from work and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home. 

You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make you laugh that people think you are mad. I watch your wife/hubby or ‎​your boyfriend/girlfriend who envies our time together.

But dearie...

I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me.
Take some time, leave me aside and sort out issues that are important to you because I may love you as much as you do love me...
But I'm just a blackberry, nothing more! 

Kind Pings,
Your Blackberry