Holy Humor...

It doesn't hurt to have a little Biblical humor to start the day

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah .He was floating his stock while everyone else was in 

     liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile

    and drew out a Little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury

     David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. 

     Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in 

     one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no 

     longer lived in Eden  ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in 

     the Bible?
A. Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always 

     overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David... He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark  ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

PS.. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
        Yup, it's in the Bible.  It says . . 'He-brews'

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but the greatest of these is love.

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